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June 15 2017

Send me 3 characters you compare me to!

mystical-guava:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sergle:

another weird thing about beer is that it has weird masculinity connections to it. “ya i’ll get a beer, i don’t want none of them girly drinks” Jimothy, you’re drinking wheat juice with a 5% alcohol content and my mixed, fruity, “girly” drink is 40% alcohol and tastes great

O.KAY *CRACKS KNUCKLES* I AM ABOUT TO GIVE YOU AN EDUCATION


BEER IS TRADITIONALLY A WOMAN’S DRINK, IT IS THE MOST FEMALE OF ALL OF THE DRINKS. FOR THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF YEARS, BEER WAS MADE AT HOME BY WOMEN, TO BE CONSUMED BY WOMEN AND CHILDREN–IT WAS ACTUALLY A SOURCE OF NUTRIENTS FOR MANY HOUSEHOLDS. WOMEN CREATED THE CRAFT OF BEER, AND FOR MOST OF HUMAN HISTORY THAT IS WHO YOU’D BUY IT FROM: MANY WOMEN MADE ADDITIONAL INCOME BY BREWING AND SELLING BEER FROM HOME. IT WASN’T UNTIL THE ERA OF INDUSTRIALIZATION THAT BEER BEGAN TO BE BREWED IN FACTORIES. AND ONCE BEER WAS BEING BREWED ON A LARGE SCALE, IT MADE TO START MARKETING IT TO ALL THE MALE FACTORY WORKERS WHO SUDDENLY HAD EXTRA INCOME. HENCE AN AGGRESSIVE MARKETING CAMPAIGN TO RE-BRAND BEER, A DRINK INTRINSICALLY TIED WITH WOMEN’S HISTORY, AS A ‘MASCULINE’ BEVERAGE. 

EVEN BETTER, FEMALE BREWSTERS WERE THE ORIGINAL WICKED OLD WITCH. THE TROPES WE COMMONLY ASSOCIATE WITH STEREOTYPICAL WITCHES ARE ACTUALLY BASED ON THE TRADITIONAL BREWSTER. CAULDRONS & HOT STEAMING POTIONS = BEER BREWING. THE WITCH’S HAT: BELIEVE IT OR NOT POINTY HATS WERE ACTUALLY WORN BY BREWSTERS WHEN SELLING THEIR PRODUCT AT MARKETS: THE ENORMOUS HEADGEAR HELPED THEM STAND OUT, AND CLEARLY TOLD EVERYONE ‘YO MOTHERFUCKA GET YOUR BEER HERE’. 

CATS AS FAMILIARS: CATS WERE COMMONLY USED TO PREVENT RODENTS FROM GETTING INTO THE WHEAT. EVEN THE BROOMSTICK IS RELATED TO BEER: A BUNDLE OF TWIGS RESEMBLING A BROOM WAS USED AS AD FOR ALEHOUSES

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so basically, beer is the ultimate woman’s and witch’s drink

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fuck u guys, i didn’t spend 20 min fact checking for 3 notes

I am impressed at this much knowledge

folkdad:

i complimented an old lady customer’s little round glasses and she said “why thank you! someone told me they had a ‘steampunk look’. i haven’t been called a punk in a long time, much less a steamy one!” i’m flatlining

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digoxin-purpurea:

apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking about this topic you love! if the class is full before you register, email the professor and ask if they can squeeze you in! RAISE YOUR HAND! tell the disability accomodation office to do their goddamn job! ask for help! file complaints! go to class in your pajamas and destroy the reading! you got this! you KNOW you got this! be arrogant enough to learn EVERYTHING! take your meds! punch a velociraptor in the dick! fear is useless and temporary! glory is forever! shed your skin and erupt angel wings! help out! spread your sun!

i had a really good morning! you deserve a really good morning! kill anyone who says you don’t and build a throne from their bones!

aka: fake it til you make it, lovelies

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I’ll just leave this here, shall I?

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pe4r:

VERY IMPORTANT POST.

June 14 2017

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catheruin:

im YELLING i thought this was satire at first

#NotTheOnion

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linssweater:

This thread omg

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ceejles:

My late Valentines pair(?) or square. Love square. Just feel the plot. Happy Valentines 💖💖💖

ox-miss-a:

rabtownsend:

creepytwin:

amtasical:

shamelesslyunladylike:

beatlesliveonforever:

radiant-humble:

blackvulva:

thentheysaidburnher:

blackvulva:

thentheysaidburnher:

Cellulite is a female secondary sex characteristic and should be celebrated as a rite of womanhood, not despised or eradicated.

it’s really a secondary sex characteristic?! 

It is. It has to do with the way our bodies network fat. Female bodies create sort of a mesh network to support fat (female bodies are MUCH more hardy in times of stress) and it can present as delightfully lumpy. More than 90% of women have visible cellulite, but all women store fat in this manner.

why did no one tell me this?!

You know why :/

Spread this. I only just started to see mine and I started to freak out a bit. More people should/need to know about this

Here’s an illustration of the aforementioned difference in fat storage.

Men’s lattice pattern collagen threads holds subcutaneous fat in a way that, when the skin expands because of the fat storage, it expands evenly. Women’s “pockets” expand unevenly when we accumulate fat, creating that orange peel effect. Our storage pattern means we can healthily store more fat than men. Like a woman with 25% body fat is average, a man with 25% body fat is chubby. Because of that, like OP said, women are hardier in times of stress or famine. It’s also one of the reasons why our bodies can survive pregnancy, which is a massive energy demand on our system.

And there’s absolutely NO “treatment” for cellulite that will work. They are all bullshit designed to separate you from your hard-earned cash. It’s a secondary sex characteristic, it’s perfectly normal and it’s not going away no matter what you do. Like I’m very lean myself and I work out 5~6 times a week, and I still have cellulite. Someone giving a woman shit for having cellulite is akin to giving her shit for having skin. It’s just a mixture of misogyny and corporate greed.

Love your lumpy skin, ladies. It means you are a badass surviving machine shaped by millenia of evolution.

I did not know this, and I pride myself on knowing shit like this.

celebrate the cellulite

it’s a Cellulation!

this is solid info.

💫💫💫

June 13 2017

Nautilus Live

hectocotyli-everywhere:

hectocotyli-everywhere:

hectocotyli-everywhere:

hectocotyli-everywhere:

hectocotyli-everywhere:

This is your regularly scheduled reminder that the 2017 Nautilus Live expedition are currently livestreaming an ROV mission, and you even get to ask them questions that they will answer in the stream!

Seriously, go check ‘em out.

“So are we going anywhere because if we’re not I’d rather just watch some David Attenborough”

“Standby?” “Yes, I’m standing. Mentally, I’m standing. By.”

“What a sign-off.” “It’s his last shift on the ship, he’s been working on it for weeks.”

“We’ll get over the 4 kilometer mark soon.” “I don’t get over things easily.” “I know.” “Remember that time you said too much?”

“I’m just here for cloud identification. This is a cloud.”

I LOVE THESE PEOPLE

“These outcrops are like Papa Bear, Mama Bear, Baby Bear.” “This sediment is toooooo thick. This sediment is toooooooo thin. This sediment is juuuuuuuuust right.”

“Heavy-duty, super-duper-cable”

*zooms in on starfish* “Look, it’s biology”

shadowmaat:

ritshoe:

terubi:

Kudos to fanfiction writers for writing about all the trauma and emotional and mental turmoil that the original content creators dont acknowledge when putting characters through hell

Also kudos to writers for acknowledging that a character even exists when they havent appeared in the original content for like a million years yall are saints

Kudos to fic writers who also give anguish-prone characters a break once in a while by writing them into light-hearted and fun situations. Writers who rescue shallow plot-convenience characters and breathe new life into them. Writers who try to “fix” the problems made by the creators. Fic writers are awesome.

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minimusminor:

“Illness is an issue, influenza’s implied, infection’s imminent and immunity’s impossible.” The Letterkenny boys are the most quotable thing I’ve heard in ages.

I have now been on YouTube for an hour watching clips and i still have no idea what the fuck this is

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blackpantherdaily:

Florence Kasumba as Ayo, member of the Dora Milaje and head of security for T'Challa
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gaminginsanity:

E3 2017

..wait, another uncharted? I thought they were done!

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silvainshadows:

annleckie:

Screenshot of a tweet that reads, “In case of volcanic eruption, you will hear mermaids. Do not ignore the mermaids; they are there for your safety.”

Underneath it, a quoted tweet: “Perils of Google Translate no 44a. People seeking greater warning of volcanic eruptions want sirens, not mermaids.”

…no, i think i’ll listen to the mermaids. they know their shit.

June 12 2017

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dailyluciferonfox:

When you enter a new fandom

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